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why do condom boxes come in 3 6 12

Sat Feb 25, 2006, 5:00 PM
A man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, " What are these, Dad?" To which the man replies as a matter-of-factly, " Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," said the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of them in health class at school."

He looks over at the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, " Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, " These are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.

He notices a pack of six and asks,"Then who are these for?" "These are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, " Then who uses THESE?" he asked picking up a twelve pack!

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, " Those are for MARRIED men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...etc"



Repost this title "WHY CONDOM BOXES COME IN 3,6, & 12!" within the next five minutes and something great will happen to you at 11:43 otherwise you will have bad sexual relationships for the next 2 years!!!!

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